- You have less than RM5 in your wallet.
- You think you have a job.
- Your idea of biker wear is jeans, t-shirt and Japanese slippers.
- You think you are superman.
- You think helmets are used during rain to cover your head from getting wet.
- You have tons of biker friends that speak a language that only you understand.
- You think your bike is the most powerful bike in the world.
- Your soon to be girlfriend would have at least slept with 7 of your friends.
- Your current girlfriend is sleeping with 4 of your friends.
- You bet your girlfriend during races cause you only have RM1 for the tarik later.
- You can maintain a cup of teh tarik for a minimum of 4 hrs before you order another.
- You only need RM10 for the weekend (RM5 for petrol and RM5 for breakfast, lunch and dinner).
- You don’t know how to interpret traffic signs.
- You can’t understand the traffic light colours and the meaning.
- You don’t know how to use your turn signal indicator.
- You think you are smart.
- You loiter with your friends outside some clubs (cant go in, no money).
- You shop at the bundle store.
- You love to loiter around any kinda entrance.
- You sit in the mencangkung position while loitering.
- Your gf’s panties stick out while they are riding pillion.
- You share a pack of cigarette and a can of Coke with 35 of your friends.
- Your gf would leave you for a 4 wheeler anytime.
- You are ugly and dumb.
- You have a ekor hairstyle.
- You only know how to ride a bike (can’t afford the car).
- You wear a cheap metal bracelet.
- You go to gigs and later have an orgy with your friends.
- Your orgy involves 30 rempits and your gf (in some abandoned building).
- You run when you see Edisi Siasat crew.
- Your gf aborts her baby in the toilet once in awhile.
- Your bike is much more expensive than your house.
- You live in a 3 room terrace house with 15 other guys.
- You like to sit in the RM1 per song karaoke booths and sing.
- You rather spend money on your bike than to buy your gf a bra from the pasar malam.
- You are pissed that the rokok batangs are nowhere to be found anymore.
- You can’t afford to smoke Dunhill.
- You are pissed with this article.
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