Some Good Joke at life is beautiful

When I was born, I was given a choice – A big dick or a good memory. I don’t remember what I chose.
A birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
Impotence: Nature’s way of saying ‘No hard feelings…’
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men -’don’t’ and ’stop’, unless they are used together.
Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.
There are three stages of sex in a man’s life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
Virginity can be cured.
Virginity is not dignity, it’s lack of opportunity.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.
Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
Q: What’s an Australian kiss?
A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the hole and she was happy with the thing.
Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn’t.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don’t have eyes.
Despite the old saying, ‘Don’t take your troubles to bed’, many men still sleep with their wive.

life is beautiful