http://life-is-beautiful.com/me i wish i was a stone, neither living nor dying. Wed, 05 Nov 2008 03:25:10 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en "Yellow Duck Happiness" That's what I saw in Terence's Windows Messenger personal message, so I asked him what yellow duck happiness means. Traxport says: u see yellow duck wat do u feel ? Caker says: hmmm... don't know? Traxport says: happy. right. ducks are always happy Caker says: is it?? Traxport says: so we have to be like ducks Caker says: what kind ... http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/is-yellow-duck-happy/ Yeah right! Umno is not a bully, it's just that the rest of the BN members are balls lickers or slaves, with or without their will. KUALA LUMPUR, Oct 18 — Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi has refuted the idea that Umno bullies its partners in the Barisan Nasional. “People say Umno ... http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/pak-lah-umno-is-not-a-bully/ Genius! http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/prison-break-beagles-version/ This simple graphic design game is damn hard to play. You don't believe me? Try it for yourself. Via: Video Blog [ad#ad-1] http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/hardest-flash-game-ever/ Mac User: "I tell you what, I found a website selling nice T-shirts. You will love their designs." Windows User: "Great, but why didn't you send me the URL via MSN messenger?" Mac User: "I never saw you online." Windows User: "Can't you just leave me an offline message?" Mac User: "Erm..." Windows User: "Oh ... http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/mac-user-vs-windows-user/ I joined Facebook in March 2007 and I never really bother to find out more about Facebook since then. Half a year later, Facebook became an in thing and I received many friend requests suddenly. It seems a lot of people (except me) are so into Facebook these days, I keep ... http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/ignore-ignore-ignore/ Instead of appearing on TV talking nonsense, I think Home Minister Syed Hamid Albar should just stay at home. http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/documentary-malaysias-internal-security-act/ The Internal Security Act 1960 (ISA) (Malay: Akta Keselamatan Dalam Negeri) is a preventive detention law in force in Malaysia. The legislation was inherited by Malaysia after it gained independence from Britain in 1957. In essence, it allows for the arrest of any person without the need for trial in ... http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/isa-ikut-suka-aku/ Contrary to what his employer Pusrawi Hospital has claimed, Dr Mohd Osman Abdul Hamid insisted that he performed a sodomy-related examination on Mohd Saiful Bukhari Azlan on June 28. In an exclusive interview with Malaysiakini yesterday, the Burmese physician said the procedure known as the ‘per-rectal examination’ is a ‘must know’ ... http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/dr-osman-it-was-a-sodomy-examination/ Thank you all voters in Permatang Pauh, congrats to Permatang Pauh's "new" MP. http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/early-merdeka-for-pakatan-anwar/ 9.50pm: Official EC tally - Anwar got 31,195 votes, Arif Shah, 15,524, Hanafi, 92. Anwar won with a majority of 15,671. Anwar's wife, Dr Wan Azizah Wan Ismail, won the seat with a 13,388 majority at the March 8 general elections. The official voter turnout was 81.1 percent, or 47,410 out of ... http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/anwar-the-man/ Yeah, fuck you! http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/fuck-you/ I took an opinion poll in MediaRakyat, the question was "If the federal government lower the petrol price, will you support them?" As we all know, we have a flip-flop PM running our country, I do not trust him so I chose "No". PM: Fuel price cut nothing to do ... http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/poll-result/ This is so damn true... [ad#ad-1] http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/children-see-children-do/ "When lawyers walk, something is wrong." - Bar Council president Ambiga Sreenevasan Revisiting the '88 judiciary crisis mkinitv_client("http://www.malaysiakini.tv/20080812_JUDICIARY_DOCU.mp4"); http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/revisiting-the-88-judiciary-crisis/ Stop making people angry and hate the government, PM tells civil servants By Husna Yusop From Sun2Suft PUTRAJAYA (Aug4, 2008) : Prime Minister Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi has blamed civil servants for many of the problems in the country which has made the people angry and hate the government. He said this (anger ... http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/pm-says/ Was checking out the news video clip on the latest update about the missing doctor at Malaysiakini.tv. Don't you agree with me that the Malaysiakini news reporter Beh Lih Yi is quite a babe? [ad#ad-1] http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/malaysiakini-babe/ It's FRIDAY! http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/what-day-is-today/ You want to talk about Malay unity? Do you want others to talk about Indian unity? Chinese unity? Kadazan unity? Iban unity? Dusun Unity? Selangorian unity? Penangite unity? Sabahan unity? Kelantanese unity? Eh... Mr. Khir Toyo, why Malay unity? WHY NOT MALAYSIAN UNITY? http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/what-unity/ Caker says: you know about this Taiwanese rock band called Soda Green? mj says: nope.. soda biscuit i know. Caker says: haha... anyway u listen to this http://mymedia.yam.com/m/2121743 he sang raiodhead's creep in concert... totally crap... mj says: then why u still ask me listen to crap? Caker says: because i want to share with you the pain i ... http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/soda-green/ Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton and Ahmad Badawi died and go to hell. But the devil has only one phone there. Queen says, I miss my England, can I use your phone and hear how my people are doing down there. She calls and talks about five minutes. Then she asks: "Well devil, ... http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/call-cost/ Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 [ad#ad-1] http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/anwar-ibrahim-vs-ahmad-shabery-in-historic-debate/ Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 [ad#ad-1] http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/anwars-speech-in-kelana-jaya-rally/ BMC assault victim charged with 'reckless driving' Mechanic Chang Jiun Haur, 23, who was brutally assaulted by riot police at the disputed Bandar Mahkota Cheras barricade last month, was charged today with reckless driving during the incident. MCPX According to his lawyer Gan Ping Sieu, Chang was charged under Section 42 of the ... http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/wtf/ Here In My Home by Malaysian Artistes For Unity Source: www.malaysianartistesforunity.info [ad] http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/here-in-my-home/ News portal Malaysia Today editor Raja Petra Kamarudin has been released on bail at 9.30am at the Petaling Jaya Sessions Court today. He claimed to have met two of the accused in the Altantuya Shaaribuu trial - Sirul Azhar Umar and Azilah Hadri - in Sungai Buloh prison where he was ... http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/raja-petras-out-explains-u-turn-on-bail/ Malaysia Today news portal webmaster Raja Petra Kamarudin has agreed to post bail after meeting his wife Marina Lee Abdullah at the Sungai Buloh prison this morning. Marina is expected to arrive in the Petaling Jaya Sessions Court soon to post bail. Raja Petra, who has been charged for sedition, had opted ... http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/raja-petra-to-post-bail-today/ Please put up this banner on your blog if you support RPK. Messenger Avatar: http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/free-raja-petra-kamarudin/ Chan Kok Leong | May 6, 08 10:40am Malaysia Today news portal webmaster Raja Petra Kamaruddin was today charged with sedition at the Petaling Jaya Sessions Court over an article which he wrote in his website. The article allegedly implied that Deputy Prime Minister Najib Abdul Razak and his wife were involved ... http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/raja-petra-charged-chooses-jail-over-bail/ Suddenly, so many politicians have got themselves a blog. Mahathir Mohamad launched his own blog chedet.com today, becoming the latest freshman in blogosphere among many politicians who are crowding cyberspace to air their views. http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/tun-mahathirs-blog/ In an apparent reference to Umno, MCA has called on other Barisan Nasional (BN) component parties to accord it due respect in the aftermath of the ruling coalition’s disastrous performance in the March 8 polls. "The BN cooperation must be there and it must have enough mutual respect," MCA president Ong ... http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/give-mca-due-respect-umno-told/ More videos http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/speech-by-anwar-at-black-14-rally/ Trivia: Samy Vellu, Donald Lim, and Chang Ko Youn. What do they have in common? Answers [ad#ad-1] http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/umno-respects-other-component-parties/ Khairy Jamaluddin had once slammed the bloggers community calling bloggers as "Monkeys" saying "It seems that there is no law in cyberspace anymore, it is the law of the jungle (undang-undang rimba) and we need to take action against one monkey and others will be afraid and start running away". I ... http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/welcome-to-the-jungle-kj/ Malaysian PM Abdullah admits underestimating Internet; now faces poison-pen campaign Nazry Bahrawi nazry@mediacorp.com.sg Ignored by government-linked mainstream media, Malaysia's opposition waged an aggressive online election campaign using blogs and news websites. For example, 67-year-old opposition Democratic Action Party chairman Lim Kit Siang ran three blogs, which were meticulously updated with multiple posts every day. ... http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/pak-lah-my-biggest-mistake/ by Raja Petra Kamarudin I was at a party on Saturday night and one Chinese man who sat beside me commented that 'we Chinese are scared of PAS because we don't want Malaysia to be turned into Iran'. I then asked him what exactly is it like in Iran and he ... http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/compromise-works-both-ways/ Valentina Hasan - the Bulgarian Idol contestant who listens to music with her heart is back! This time she is back to stage with her improved version of Ken Lee (not much improvement in chorus though). http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/ken-lee-improved-english/ More photo at chinese.cari.com.my Some 1,000 Umno members and supporters staged an one-hour protest outside the Penang state government office in Komtar this afternoon. The crowd - which gathered there after Friday prayers around 2.30pm - chanted slogans such as 'Don’t sideline the Malays' and 'Do not abolish the NEP'. The protest, led ... http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/pak-lah-what-say-you/ Mukhriz calls for PM to quitUmno leader Mukhriz Mahathir has called for Prime Minister Abdullah Ahmad Badawi to resign after the ruling coalition's unprecedented election setback. As a member of Umno's influential young wing, Mukhriz is the highest-ranking member of the party to openly push for Abdullah to stand down. More 39 years ... http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/letter-to-pak-lah-from-mukhriz/ The PKR-DAP-PAS coalition is only expected to form the new state government in Selangor today but it already has a zealous opponent - former mentri besar Dr Mohd Khir Toyo, who will lead the new opposition BN coalition. “We as the new opposition will do everything to ensure that the opposition-led ... http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/opposition-leader-khir-well-be-watching/ KLANG: Former Port Klang assemblyman Datuk Zakaria Md Deros died after suffering a heart attack early Tuesday morning. The controversial 62-year-old politician was dropped from the Selangor Barisan Nasional line-up for the general election. He was replaced by his daughter-in-law Roselinda Abdul Jamil as the candidate for the seat, which she did ... http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/zakaria-the-mansion-owner-dies/ This victory belongs to Rakyat. Rakyat CAN make a different. Makkal Sakthi! http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/victory/ No, Ken Lee is not a person's name, it's a song title according to this Bulgarian Idol contestant. She insisted this song by Mariah Carey is called "Ken Lee". Ken leeeee~~ tulibu dibu douchoooo~~~~ http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/ken-lee/ Found this useful information for first-time voter, check this out: How do you vote? A Picture Guide for First-timers. http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/are-you-a-first-time-voter/ KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia (AP) - An international human rights group said Wednesday it fears Malaysians will not get a fair vote in this week's general elections because of an uneven playing field favoring the ruling National Front coalition.New York-based Human Rights Watch urged Malaysia to eradicate bias from the electoral ... http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/rights-group-slams-malaysian-elections/ Raja Petra slams UMNO at PKR Ceramah Brickfields. http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/raja-petra-at-pkr-ceramah/ Raja Petra slams racial politics at DAP Ceramah Klang. http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/speech-by-raja-petra/ http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/apa-perlu-kita-buat/ Rally Speech by Anwar at Bandar Tun Razak. http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/rally-speech-by-anwar/ Kim showed me this email message that she received from a friend. Dear frenz, For those who are traveling back to hometown for voting, you can actually claim from BN traveling allowance between RM50 - RM80. All you have to do is to go to the nearest MCA office to claim your ... http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/traveling-allowance-from-bn/ http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/nak-tak/ Support DAP, support DAP Elections Fund. http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/the-voice-of-democracy/ PENANG: Do not compare Singapore's economy with that of Malaysia's.It is like comparing "first-class grapes (Singapore) with first-class apples (Malaysia)," Prime Minster Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi said when addressing the Chinese community at the Penang Chinese Town Hall (PCTH) dialogue session yesterday. "We are a population of over 20 million ... http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/pak-lah-don%e2%80%99t-compare-malaysia-with-singapore/ Poster courtesy of Get An MP. I'm so sick of Pak Lah's incompetent administration, I don't like the way the ruling parties managing our country. It's time for a change! If you have not registered as a voter or you are a voter but never bother to vote, then please stop complaining ... http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/general-election-2008/ Hock: "When do you go back to Klang?" Me: "5 February." Hock "OK, call me during Chinese New Year. You got my hand phone, right?" Me: "Your hand phone is with you, how can I have it?" Hock: "Hahaha... you joker!" http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/hand-phone/ Don't know why, recently some colleagues are into rubik's cube so much. http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/gotcha/ Question: What's the total amount of coin money in the picture? Answer: SD159.65 + RM0.05 http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/coins/ Abdullah Badawi Rafidah Aziz Radin Bung Mokhtar Ong Ka Ting Ghani Othman Abdul Rashid Nazri Aziz Toyo Musa Aman Ong Ka Chuan Najib Abdul Razak Khairy Jamaluddin Effendi Nawawi Yusoff Chin Samy Vellu http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/politikus/ Will you go nuts because of this? I won't, because I love KFC! http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/burger-king-whopper-freakout/ I am one of the 3 million voters who will vote for opposition, what about you? Heal Thyself by Raja Petra Kamarudin Source: Malaysia Today Malaysia’s population is hovering around 26 million. It is said that if we add the illegal immigrants and ‘legal’ foreign workers, this figure may be close to 30 million. ... http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/heal-thyself/ (Poster courtesy of Mob's Crib) Poster above says it all. News Article: Opposition defies police ban on protest at Parliament US asks Malaysia to allow freedom of expression In this beautiful country called Malaysia, rakyat has no human rights because rakyat are not treated as human. It's alright if they don't see us as human, ... http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/human-rights/ Tired of fixing computer for the end users? Wear this. http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/t-shirt/ I went back to Klang last month. I brought my fellow colleagues and their wifes (they came all the way from JB) to a new tourism spot in Klang - Zakaria's Mansion, which is owned by Port Klang asshole man assemblyman Datuk Zakaria Md Deros. His fucking mansion is fucking huge but ... http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/zakarias-mansion/ Tsk tsk tsk... is he a hooligan or a member of parliament? Sigh... http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/opposition-are-pondans-nazris-tirade/ Dear Pak Lah, What are you afraid of? What?! There's nothing to afraid of? Then why did you stupidly say "Saya pantang dicabar" (Don't challenge me)? Are you not capable enough to face challenges? Why do you want to go against people's will by declaring the BERSIH rally an illegal rally? In ... http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/message-to-pak-lah/ A colleague from other department walked to my cubicle and talked to me with no facial expression. Colleague: "My computer got problem." Me: "Huh?" Colleague: "My computer got problem." Me: "What problem?" Colleague: "I couldn't login to windows, my login account got locked out." -_-" Me: "OK, I will unlock your login account, you may try login ... http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/computer-problem/ Courtesy from NIAMAH!!!. In case you don't know, Datuk Seri Nazri Aziz is a defective de facto law minister of Malaysia who thinks his rank is higher than Chief Justice. http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/how-to-screw-the-rakyat/ ANIZA DAMIS New Straits Times Minister in the Prime Minister’s Department Datuk Seri Mohamed Nazri Abdul Aziz, who is the de-facto law minister, talks to ANIZA DAMIS about the controversial video clip, the judiciary, the Bar Council and bloggers Q: Is there a crisis in the judiciary? Why is there a perception ... http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/interview-with-nazri-aziz-the-video-clip-the-walk-the-panel/ I got Ubuntu 7.10 newly installed on my laptop last weekend and I am extremely happy with the performance of this new version of Ubuntu compared to Windows Vista. OK, cut the crap. I was looking for some information on how I can convert video format on Ubuntu and then ... http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/ok-it-tis-eee-zy/ Event: On The Nalanda Trail: Buddhism in India, China and Southeast Asia Date: 02 Nov 2007 - 23 Mar 2008 Venue: Special Exhibitions Gallery, ACM Empress Place During the past, many Asian countries interacted with each other through peaceful means via religion, trade and political missions. Many Chinese pilgrims went to India for ... http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/on-the-nalanda-trail-buddhism-in-india-china-and-southeast-asia/ Ellen sent this website url to me, it's a paper plane game. 93.177m is my highest score so far. You think it's easy? Try it out yourself. Warning! This game is very addictive, at least it's addictive to me. Update #1: I just broke my record, my highest score now is 106.04m! Woo hoo! Update #2: Well, ... http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/93177/ A peaceful assembly, organized by the Coalition for Clean and Fair Elections (BERSIH), will be held as part of our campaign for clean, free and fair elections in Malaysia. BERSIH representatives will march to the Istana and hand over a memorandum to HRH the Yang Dipertuan Agong. Venue: Dataran Merdeka, ... http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/perhimpunan-rakyat-aman-bersih-penyerahan-memo-kepada-dymm-seri-paduka-baginda-yang-dipertuan-agong/ It's easy. http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/how-to-close-bags-without-using-a-bag-clip/ A colleague saw this little thing on my table. Colleague: "What the hell is this?" Me: "Oh, this thing originally looked like this." Colleague: "Wah lau eh!" Me: "This is what i call seasoned" http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/seasoned/ Not me. Damn! http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/toto-mooncake-draw-winner/ Tota Jackpot Mooncake Draw Estimate: S$5,000,000 Draw Date: Friday, 21 September 2007 9:30 pm Oh my God of Prosperity, please bless us with compassionate. HUAT AH!!! http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/toto-mooncake-draw/ Saw this hits chart in Red Box KTV at The Curve. Spotted the typo error? http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/weekly-hitz-chart/ It's kinda weird to see Hong Kiat the big LMF fan sing "New Mandarin Duck Butterfly Dream" (新鸳鸯蝴蝶梦) but it certainly is funny when he turned to DJ Kiat. [flv:http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/hongkiat.flv 352 288] http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/new-mandarin-duck-butterfly-dream/ Marié's (Pronounced Mar-ee-ay) full name is Marié Christina Digby, her heritage is Japanese Irish-American. Her mother is Japanese and her father is Irish-American. Marié lives in Los Angeles and was born in NYC. Marié Started writing songs when she was about 15 years old. The inspiration to start writing began through ... http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/marie-digby/ Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... Don't waste them on exercise . Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend ... http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/question-answer-session/ Now that it has become public, the question before 25 million Malaysians is: Who is likely to prevail in a confrontation between Malaysia’s Prime Minister Abdullah Ahmad Badawi and the 13-state Southeast Asian federation’s nine hereditary rulers over the constitutional role of the king. (See in Malaysia, the king asserts ... http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/malaysias-rulers-vs-abdullah-who%e2%80%99s-the-winner/ http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/prison-break-season-3-episode-1/ http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/krung-thai-bank-funny-advertisement/ Merdeka! Daulat Tuanku! http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/merdeka-daulat-tuanku/ via videosift.com Transcription: Fornication... ... 'scuse me. For an occasion such as this, I'd like to thank you all for coming to celebrate the marriage of Shane and Tina's. A wise man told me that the best man speech should last as long as the groommate's love. ... Thank you ladies and gentlemen. I'm standing up ... http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/a-brilliant-best-man-speech/ The dropping of all 37 charges against the ‘King of Klang’ Zakaria Mohd Deros has raised more questions than it has settled, Opposition Leader Lim Kit Siang said today. He decried the decision to drop the charges as “another grave blow to public confidence” in the independence, integrity, and professionalism of ... http://life-is-beautiful.com/me/another-zakarian-blow-to-public-confidence/