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Got this clip from Jim.
I laughed my ass out when watching it from the start till the end.
Read the comments for this clip, and went to search for information about this clip.
This music video clip was taken from the movie “Donga” starring by Chirajeevi aka Chiru, which was released in 1985. This song was sung in Telugu language.
In case you don’t know, there is no such thing called “Indian Language”. Telugu is a Dravidian language spoken in the Indian state of Andhra Pradesh, where it is one of the 23 official languages (included English) of the Republic of India.
1 country, 23 official languages, that’s crazy!!
蚯蚓一家这天无聊，小蚯蚓想了想，把自己切成两段，打羽毛球去了。
蚯蚓妈妈觉得这方法不错，就把自己切成四段，打麻将去了。
没过一会，蚯蚓爸爸就把自己切成了肉末。
蚯蚓妈妈哭着说：“你怎么那么傻，切得那么碎会死的。”
蚯蚓爸爸奄奄一息地说：“……突然想踢足球……”
吉姆说这则笑话让他每读必笑，我认为他有一点“笑”。
In toilet at Bugis Junction.
Uncle and kid stood side by side to pee.
Kid: *peeps at the uncle next to him* “Eeee? How come you got hair in there? How come I don’t have?”
Uncle: *silence for few seconds* “Cannot meh?” 
Kid: “Can.”
Found this old joke on the net.
An American tourist visiting a temple in Singapore noticed two statues, a man and a woman by the altar. He asked the monk what was the significance of the two.
The monk explained that in the Chinese system of yin and yang, positives must always be balanced by negatives, and having the two statues ensures that the universal balance was maintained.
“This statue of the woman is the Goddess of Mercy, Kuan Yin,” said the monk.
“What about the other one?” asked the tourist.
“This one is the God of No Mercy, Kuan Yew”.
Ah Soh was trying to missionize Ah Pek.
Ah Soh: “God… blah blah blah… human… blah blah blah… Heaven… blah blah blah… Hell… blah blah blah…”
Ah Pek: *skeptically* “Who are you to tell me that God does exist when Lee Kuan Yew can’t even assure it?”
Me:
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