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Can You Kill a Lobster Painlessly?

My colleagues were sharing their experience of killing lobsters during lunch time.

To find out the correct way of killing lobsters, we googled it and found an interesting website that listed some methods of killing lobster.

Placing Lobsters in a Pot of Boiling Water
Although boiling lobsters alive is one of the most common methods used by chefs, it may also be the cruelest (how would you like to be boiled alive?). In the journal Science, researcher Gordon Gunter described this method of killing lobsters as “unnecessary torture.” As anyone who has ever boiled a lobster alive can attest, when dropped into scalding water, lobsters whip their bodies wildly and scrape the sides of the pot in a desperate attempt to escape, and they can take up to three minutes to die.

Placing Lobsters in Cold Water That Is Gradually Heated
Many people believe that placing lobsters in cold water that is slowly brought to a boil causes the lobsters to lose consciousness before the water becomes uncomfortably hot. But lobsters killed by this method do struggle to escape as the water becomes hotter - for five to seven minutes. J.R. Baker decided to prove the obvious and tortured some animals in the name of science. He explained that as you would expect, as the temperature of the water rises, lobsters begin “shaking” and “trembling,” and their entire bodies start to convulse.

Placing Lobsters in a Saltwater Solution Before Boiling Them
Although the lobster industry has claimed that immersing lobsters in a concentrated saltwater solution (one part salt to three parts water) renders them unconscious, we don’t know how they experience the salt water (it could be completely agonizing for them), and lobsters regain full consciousness again within 30 seconds of being removed from the salt water. Since it can take three minutes to kill lobsters in boiling water, as you would expect, when plunged into it, the lobsters struggle to escape.

Cutting Lobsters in Half or Severing Their Spinal Cords
Julia Child, who never met an animal she didn’t want in her tummy, once claimed that a lobster “may be killed almost instantly just before cooking if you plunge the point of a knife into the head between the eyes or sever the spinal cord.” Nonsense! Like some other animals, lobsters continue to feel pain even after they have been cut in half (like you would if someone cut your legs off). Dr. Jaren G. Horsley, an invertebrate zoologist, says, “The lobster does not have an autonomic nervous system that puts it into a state of shock when it is harmed. It probably feels itself being cut. … I think the lobster is in a great deal of pain from being cut open … [and] feels all the pain until its nervous system is destroyed.” In other words, the lobster feels being cut in half much like you would, regardless of what Julia Child claims.

Placing Lobsters in Fresh Water
To read the description, this may well be the cruelest method of killing lobsters. Lobsters who are transferred from sea water to fresh water (unsalted tap water) flip wildly, assume unnatural postures, regurgitate food, and suffer from a painful swelling at their joints. According to J.R. Baker, “the lobster has no defence against the entry of fresh water through the gills. The hard external skeleton prevents any swelling of the body as a whole, and as a result the soft integument at the joints becomes distended outwards. … It is almost as though one sought to anaesthetize a human being, encased in tight armour, by slow injection of fresh water into the blood stream.”

What You Can Do
Cut the cruelty out of your kitchen by eliminating lobsters, crabs, and other sea animals from your diet. For a free vegetarian starter kit, click here.

Source: http://www.lobsterlib.com/canYouKill.html

Wicked Keyphrase

I just realized that there were people came to my blog with this searched keyphrase “beautiful gays”.

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I then tried the keyphrase on google.com and yahoo.com, and I got stunned that my blog ranked number 6 in yahoo.com

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I told Kenneth about it, and he suggested that I should go whine to my boss about this.

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Damn it!

Software Development Cycle

  1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.
  2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found.
  3. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to the testing department that the other 10 aren’t really bugs.
  4. Testing department finds that five of the fixes didn’t work and discovers 15 new bugs.
  5. Repeat three times steps 3 and 4.
  6. Due to marketing pressure and an extremely premature product announcement based on overly-optimistic programming schedule, the product is released.
  7. Users find 137 new bugs.
  8. Original programmer, having cashed his royalty check, is nowhere to be found.
  9. Newly-assembled programming team fixes almost all of the 137 bugs, but introduces 456 new ones.
  10. Original programmer sends underpaid testing department a postcard from Fiji. Entire testing department quits.
  11. Company is bought in a hostile takeover by competitor using profits from their latest release, which had 783 bugs.
  12. New CEO is brought in by board of directors. He hires a programmer to redo program from scratch.
  13. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free……

Who is the new leader of China?

Cely

Bumped into Xiao Lang’s blog, and saw this short description he used on Cely.

Cely

“全都是鸡肠的火辣少女”

p/s:

Few hours later on MSN

cely says:
u know what… even the xiaolang msg me, ask me if he should take down the description, he said, seems like got war or soemthing

cely says:
ur entry make ppl tot u were actually flaming me

Caker : Cely is 火辣少女 says:
where got war

Please don’t get me wrong, I don’t have the intention to flame on her. I really found the description a bit funny, that’s all.

Coin Pouch

This coin pouch belongs to my colleague — Emily.

Kuku Malu

Me: “Hmmm…… do you know what does ‘Kuku’ mean in Malay language?”

She is a Singaporean Chinese who doesn’t understand Malay.

Emily: “Err…… I know, kekekeke……”

Me: “You sure or not? Why are you giggling? What were you thinking, you got it wrong, ‘kuku’ in Malay means nail.”

Emily:

Me:

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