Found this old joke on the net.
An American tourist visiting a temple in Singapore noticed two statues, a man and a woman by the altar. He asked the monk what was the significance of the two.
The monk explained that in the Chinese system of yin and yang, positives must always be balanced by negatives, and having the two statues ensures that the universal balance was maintained.
“This statue of the woman is the Goddess of Mercy, Kuan Yin,” said the monk.
“What about the other one?” asked the tourist.
“This one is the God of No Mercy, Kuan Yew”.
More old ilky jokes
Ah Soh was trying to missionize Ah Pek.
Ah Soh: “God… blah blah blah… human… blah blah blah… Heaven… blah blah blah… Hell… blah blah blah…”
Ah Pek: *skeptically* “Who are you to tell me that God does exist when Lee Kuan Yew can’t even assure it?”
Me: 
A Malaysian dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.
He goes first to the German hell and asks, “What do they do here?”
He was told, “First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day.”
The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell. Then he comes to the Malaysian hell and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in.
Amazed he asks, “What do they do here?”
He was told, “First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Malaysian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day.”
“But that is exactly the same as all the other hells why are there so many people waiting to get in?”
“Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a former Government servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the canteen.
Andy’s birthday is coming soon, and I thought I can get free dinner from him, so I tried to call him but all I got was voice message. This is kind of a birthday gift for Andy, hope he likes it. In fact, I wanted to do this long ago when he told me that his colleague thinks he looks like Ben – a Hong Kong artiste.
By the way, Andy is looking for a girlfriend. If you can cook well, please do not hesitate to leave a comment here, I will then forward your email address to him. Thank you for your co-operation.
姓名: 吴毅将
英文名: Ben
性别: 男
身高: 178 cm
体重: 82 kg
三围: –
星座: 巨蟹座
职业: 演艺业
生日日期: 6月22日
出生地点: 香港
所懂语言: 粤语、华语、英语
教育水平: 高中
兴趣: 娱乐活动, 上网, 旅行, 演戏, 跳舞, 户外活动, 阅读, 打扮, 唱歌
专长: 唱歌, 语言天才, 运动, 舞蹈, 演戏, 跳舞, 化妆, 形象设计 |
姓名: 罗X光
英文名: Andy
性别: 男
身高: 178 cm
体重: Between 80 and 90 kg
三围: 40-35-40
星座: 金牛座
职业: 资讯保安审计业
生日日期: 4月2x日
出生地点: 新加坡
所懂语言: 华语、英语、潮洲语、孟加拉语、蓝鸟语
教育水平: 大学毕业
兴趣: 玩音响、吃
专长: 玩音响、吃 |
mervyn says:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4_o47Gs6DQ0
Caker:
fuck man.. the clip u sent me disgusts me!
mervyn says:
hahahahaha
mervyn says:
my colleague from shanghai said the vcd sells very well in small cities in china
Caker:
wah lan??? u sure or not?
mervyn says:
my colleague’s from china, he should know better.
Caker:
so he really mean it
mervyn says:
probably. people probably like it because it makes them laugh.
mervyn says:
(22:43:24) zhiwei - : it makes people laugh
Caker:
definitely
mervyn says:
yes, it made me laugh
Caker:
it also disgusts me
mervyn says:
that guy’s very stylo.
Caker:
i don’t know what’s in their mind
mervyn says:
they are good people, they want to make people laugh
Caker:
i don’t think that’s their intention
Jim was damn bored, so he made me and himself become Japanese Samurai.
Come to think about it, I never tried McDonald’s Samura burger. Hmmm……
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