That’s what I saw in Terence’s Windows Messenger personal message, so I asked him what yellow duck happiness means.

Traxport says:
u see yellow duck wat do u feel ?

Caker says:
hmmm… don’t know?

Traxport says:
happy. right. ducks are always happy

Caker says:
is it??

Traxport says:
so we have to be like ducks

Caker says:
what kind of theory is this?

Traxport says:
terence’s. where got sad duck in the world ????? true or not ?!

Caker says:
u are not duck, how would you know? how can you tell a duck or a chicken or a turtle is sad or happy?

Traxport says:
tat y we have to be like duck! tiu .. u imagine u r a duck
u tellme, wat can make u sad ???

Caker says:
no food to eat will make me sad

Traxport says:
where the fuck can be no food ? duck live on field and ponds

Caker says:
ponds are polluted by humans…

Traxport says:
fuck la
dont find dirty ponds can or not

Caker says:
nowadays hard to find a clean ponds… even our tap waters are dirty…

Traxport says:
think abut nice stuff ok.

Caker says:
that’s why water filter tank is so hot selling in m’sia.

Yes, I am a pessimistic person.

It’s FRIDAY!

Queen says, I miss my England, can I use your phone and hear how my people are doing down there. She calls and talks about five minutes.

Then she asks: “Well devil, how much do I owe you for the call?”

The devil says: “Five million pounds.”

She writes him a cheque and goes back to her chair.

Clinton wants to make a call too. He says I wanna call the US. He talks about ten minutes, then asks: “How much do I owe you devil?”

The devil says: “Ten million dollars.”

He also writes a cheque and goes back to his seat.

Badawi is jealous. He says “I want to call Malaysia.”

He calls and talks for about an hour to his son-in-law who is busy trying to find Mr. Petronas. Then he asks the devil: “How much do I owe you?”

The devil replies: “Only one dollar.”

Badawi is shocked and asks why so little?

The devil says: “If you make a call from one hell to another, it is local call.”

Ken leeeee~~ tulibu dibu douchoooo~~~~

Dear frenz,

For those who are traveling back to hometown for voting, you can actually claim from BN traveling allowance between RM50 – RM80. All you have to do is to go to the nearest MCA office to claim your traveling allowance. They will check your voting station from their register system.

Advise all outstation voters to make the claim if you are traveling back to hometown, since the govt has allocated the sum for this purpose. Past year, no balance, all fully claimed.

Better for you to claim that passing this fund to other “no use hands”. Quite reliable the source cause is from someone who is working inside BN. No harm to give it a try to claim your traveling allowance since is from our tax $$ ^_^.

Don’t ask me further question cause whatever I know I’ve already shared with you guys. It’ll also be my first time to claim ;p.

What a Bullshit!

Whoever came out with such lame story deserves 2 words from me — “Fuck You!”

PENANG: Do not compare Singapore’s economy with that of Malaysia’s.It is like comparing “first-class grapes (Singapore) with first-class apples (Malaysia),” Prime Minster Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi said when addressing the Chinese community at the Penang Chinese Town Hall (PCTH) dialogue session yesterday.

“We are a population of over 20 million and we rank eighth in the world in terms of our competitiveness.”This is not the Government’s figure and I am not telling you lies. This statistic is from an international survey.”

“If I quote statistics from our own surveys, you will not believe us. Everywhere I go, the business community tells me that Malaysia is doing very well. These people are smart. You cannot fool them because they are well-read,” he said, adding that the Government had no reason to lie.

“Please trust us – we are your government. If you look at the economy, we are doing well. That is a fact proven by figures. But people still claim otherwise because of increasing prices. This is a very simplistic way of analysing the economy.”

“Nobody is happy to see prices rising but this is out of our control. The question is not how to bring down prices but how to help the rakyat cope.”

“Every country in the world is faced with rising oil prices except maybe Brunei but you cannot compare. The RM40bil oil subsidy we give out can be used to build better schools, roads, hospitals and infrastructure but we don’t want to burden the people,” he said, adding that education and medical treatment was also heavily subsidised by the Government.

“We subsidise even water and electricity, yet people are angry when they hear the word ‘toll’. We try to subsidise as much as possible but we still need to impose toll charges because we need to build roads,” he said before thanking the Chinese community for contributing to the country’s economy.

“The private sector is dominated by the Chinese and I want to say a big ‘thank you’ to the community for creating so many job opportunities,” he said.

Source: The Star

Pak Lah: It is like comparing “first-class grapes (Singapore) with first-class apples (Malaysia)”

Hahahahahahaahahahahahaaaaaahahahahahahahaahahahahahaaa……

I really don’t understand how our PM can come out with such statement, what a GENIUS!

Alright alright, I must agree with Pak Lah that Malaysia is indeed a first-class apple, a first-class rotten apple.

Me: “5 February.”

Hock “OK, call me during Chinese New Year. You got my hand phone, right?”

Me: “Your hand phone is with you, how can I have it?”

Hock: “Hahaha… you joker!”

I won’t, because I love KFC!

Tsk tsk tsk… is he a hooligan or a member of parliament?

Sigh…

In case you don’t know, Datuk Seri Nazri Aziz is a defective de facto law minister of Malaysia who thinks his rank is higher than Chief Justice.

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, which means they take the water out of the fruit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!


Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can’t think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain…Good!

Q: Aren’t fried foods bad for you?
A: You’re not listening… Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they’re permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable. It’s the best feel-good food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.

Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! ‘Round’ is a shape! !

Transcription:

Fornication…

… ‘scuse me.

For an occasion such as this, I’d like to thank you all for coming to celebrate the marriage of Shane and Tina’s. A wise man told me that the best man speech should last as long as the groommate’s love.

… Thank you ladies and gentlemen.

I’m standing up here tonight representing the category for best man. A term that is unjustly appointed to me, and not deserved. Though it’s a great honor, I’m not really the best man, just a good guy. The best man here tonight, is Shane Seaver. Now as I mentioned it’s a great honor to be the best man, but with that comes a role: writing this speech. And to be honest with you, to make the process a bit easier, I decided to turn to the internet for some help.

The obvious place seemed to be the internet, so with a multitude of resources at my fingertips, I began searching the web. After a couple hours of searching, I found some really good stuff. But then I remembered I was supposed to be looking for speech ideas.

I did actually find several speech ideas, unfortunately none of them were about a couple named Shane and Tina who lived in Lincoln. Shane was born on June 19, 1974. I tried to link this to some major world event, but it seems that nothing else happened that day, although the Henderson hospital staff still refers to that day as “Ugly Wednesday.”

Unfortunately Shane was a slow starter… at playschool Shane was different from all the other 5-year olds… he was 11.

Shane and Tina are each great individuals and together they truly make an unstoppable couple. They are both caring, strong-willed, and intelligent. Their love for one other is apparent to each one of us today. The great thing about Shane and Tina is that they have planned far more than their wedding, they have planned their marriage. As a matter of fact, Shane has already found out the married man is one who replaces the money in his wallet with a picture of his wife.

Shane is always excellent in everything he does, whether it was school, friends, his career, sports… even if he was the last one to be picked. And I know that if he models his parents Don and Sherry, then he will be a wonderful spouse for Tina. And since I’m married, I guess I should give you a little marriage advice – one thing that my wife Jodie and I … we never go to bed angry, we usually just stay up and argue.

Ladies and gentlemen, these two people are very important to us. Without them the night would be a little less joyous. The great thing about this is as the evening progresses, most of us will have the opportunity to spend more time talking with them. So please join me in a very personal toast… to the bar staff. Thank you.

Tonight I’m here free of charge. And I hope you found me worth every penny. But I only have a minute left, which normally I would reserve for rupturous applause for myself. However, on this occasion I’ll finish with a poem that sums up marriage quite nicely (it’s good).

“The perfect groom is gentle, never harsh, cruel, or mean
he has a beautiful smile and keeps his face so clean
the perfect groom likes children, and will raise them by your side
he’ll be a good father and husband to his bride
the perfect groom loves cooking, cleaning, and laundry too
he’ll do anything in his power to show his love for you
the perfect groom is sweet, writing poetry from your name
he’s the best friend to your mother, and kisses away your pain
he’ll never make you cry or hurt you in any way
and if this poem stands to be true, then Shane… you really are gay.”

===

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.

===

ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

===

ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example! of some thing you forgot?

===

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, “Where am I, Cathy?”
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!

===

ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.

===

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

===

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he’s twenty.

===

ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Do you really know what you said?

===

ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh…. I was gett’in laid!

===

ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Are you joking? Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new Attorney?

===

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?

===

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Guess.

===

ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

===

ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that?

===

ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST beoral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.

===

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!

===

ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Huh….are you qualified to ask that question?

===

And the best for last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law

No offence to any lawyers……

Cely uses Compaq laptop, Hong Kiat Tech blogger uses Fujitsu laptop, Jim uses Sony laptop, Sheryl uses HP laptop, I use Asus laptop. Everyone is using laptop to come online, no one’s talking.

Sheryl suddenly sent me messages in MSN……

salad™: in memory of says:
…. eh we like worlds apart
salad™: in memory of says:
muz msn
Caker® says:
yeah lar
salad™: in memory of says:
muz haf human touch
Caker® says:
damn cock
Caker® says:
human touch is it?
salad™: in memory of says:
YAH
Caker® says:
ok.. where u want me to touch u?
salad™: in memory of says:
………
salad™: in memory of says:
idiot

A new colleague Raymond – a Philippino who is new to Singapore, asked Darren a question that we thought was quite funny.

Venue: Office
Time: 7.30PM
Weather: Rainy

Raymond: “Darren, is it safe to walk to bus stop alone at this hour?”

It takes about 10 minutes walk to bus stop from office.

Darren: “Don’t worry, it’s safe to walk alone at this hour, this is Sparta not Malaysia.”

Looks like The Philippines and Malaysia pretty much the same, people feel insecure when walking alone. In Singapore, such feeling is unnecessary.

The question is, what is a mahna mahna?

The question is, who cares?

http://www.anything.com.sg

Bocor teruk kata Samy
Wiring lama kata Ramli
Bangunan tua kata Nazri
Najib said it’s PWD

Semua ada alasan sendiri
But where you all spent the money?
RM90 juta untuk cantikkan lobby
So that it looks luxury

Nice décor and nice settee
But now you kena letak baldi
Bocor teruk when it rains heavily
MP yang busuk pun boleh mandi

The floor is wet and slippery
The luxury lobby now looks untidy
Inilah dia third class mentality
Luar cantik tapi dalam very shoddy

Structure work should get priority
And now whose responsibility
JKR or Parliament Committee
While you all gaduh sama sendiri

Rakyat want an answer immediately
Otherwise kita tak bagi you undi
Sebab you spent money unnecessarily
You know it is taxpayers’ money
So please spend the money wisely.

It was Sheryl‘s birthday, we had dinner at Mr. Bean’s cafe. We waited for almost an hour to get our food served, yet the food was so so only! I swear to myself not to go there anymore.  After the dinner, we went to K-Box at Paradiz Centre.

This is what I saw in the reception area.

Tell me that’s a pennis-look-alike microphone or a microphone-look-alike pennis.

Ah Lian: “Eh, I’m thinking to go for a trip leh, go Tioman or Rendang better?”

Ah Huey: “I think Rendang is better.”

Obviously these 2 young chicks don’t know the correct pronunciation and spelling of Redang island. Never mind, let’s do some learning here.

Redang Island, locally known as Pulau Redang or just “Redang” is one of the largest and most beautiful of the islands off the east coast of Malaysia. It is a popular holiday island for Malaysians, most of whom come on package deals to one of the resorts. Redang is one of nine islands, which form a marine park, and which offer snorkeling and diving opportunities.

Rendang is a dish which originated from the Minangkabau people of Indonesia. It is one of the characteristic foods of the Minangkabau culture, and it is served at ceremonial occasions and to honor guests. Being also popular in Malaysia and Singapore, rendang is traditionally prepared by the Malay community during festive occasions. Though rendang is sometimes described as being like a curry, and the name is sometimes applied to curried meat dishes in Malaysia, authentic rendang is nothing like a curry and doesn’t contain curry powder.

Class dismissed.

To find out the correct way of killing lobsters, we googled it and found an interesting website that listed some methods of killing lobster.

Placing Lobsters in a Pot of Boiling Water
Although boiling lobsters alive is one of the most common methods used by chefs, it may also be the cruelest (how would you like to be boiled alive?). In the journal Science, researcher Gordon Gunter described this method of killing lobsters as “unnecessary torture.” As anyone who has ever boiled a lobster alive can attest, when dropped into scalding water, lobsters whip their bodies wildly and scrape the sides of the pot in a desperate attempt to escape, and they can take up to three minutes to die.

Placing Lobsters in Cold Water That Is Gradually Heated
Many people believe that placing lobsters in cold water that is slowly brought to a boil causes the lobsters to lose consciousness before the water becomes uncomfortably hot. But lobsters killed by this method do struggle to escape as the water becomes hotter – for five to seven minutes. J.R. Baker decided to prove the obvious and tortured some animals in the name of science. He explained that as you would expect, as the temperature of the water rises, lobsters begin “shaking” and “trembling,” and their entire bodies start to convulse.

Placing Lobsters in a Saltwater Solution Before Boiling Them
Although the lobster industry has claimed that immersing lobsters in a concentrated saltwater solution (one part salt to three parts water) renders them unconscious, we don’t know how they experience the salt water (it could be completely agonizing for them), and lobsters regain full consciousness again within 30 seconds of being removed from the salt water. Since it can take three minutes to kill lobsters in boiling water, as you would expect, when plunged into it, the lobsters struggle to escape.

Cutting Lobsters in Half or Severing Their Spinal Cords
Julia Child, who never met an animal she didn’t want in her tummy, once claimed that a lobster “may be killed almost instantly just before cooking if you plunge the point of a knife into the head between the eyes or sever the spinal cord.” Nonsense! Like some other animals, lobsters continue to feel pain even after they have been cut in half (like you would if someone cut your legs off). Dr. Jaren G. Horsley, an invertebrate zoologist, says, “The lobster does not have an autonomic nervous system that puts it into a state of shock when it is harmed. It probably feels itself being cut. … I think the lobster is in a great deal of pain from being cut open … [and] feels all the pain until its nervous system is destroyed.” In other words, the lobster feels being cut in half much like you would, regardless of what Julia Child claims.

Placing Lobsters in Fresh Water
To read the description, this may well be the cruelest method of killing lobsters. Lobsters who are transferred from sea water to fresh water (unsalted tap water) flip wildly, assume unnatural postures, regurgitate food, and suffer from a painful swelling at their joints. According to J.R. Baker, “the lobster has no defence against the entry of fresh water through the gills. The hard external skeleton prevents any swelling of the body as a whole, and as a result the soft integument at the joints becomes distended outwards. … It is almost as though one sought to anaesthetize a human being, encased in tight armour, by slow injection of fresh water into the blood stream.”

What You Can Do
Cut the cruelty out of your kitchen by eliminating lobsters, crabs, and other sea animals from your diet. For a free vegetarian starter kit, click here.

Source: http://www.lobsterlib.com/canYouKill.html

I then tried the keyphrase on google.com and yahoo.com, and I got stunned that my blog ranked number 6 in yahoo.com

I told Kenneth about it, and he suggested that I should go whine to my boss about this.

Damn it!

“全都是鸡肠的火辣少女”

p/s:

Few hours later on MSN

cely says:
u know what… even the xiaolang msg me, ask me if he should take down the description, he said, seems like got war or soemthing

cely says:
ur entry make ppl tot u were actually flaming me

Caker : Cely is 火辣少女 says:
where got war

Please don’t get me wrong, I don’t have the intention to flame on her. I really found the description a bit funny, that’s all.

Me: “Hmmm…… do you know what does ‘Kuku’ mean in Malay language?”

She is a Singaporean Chinese who doesn’t understand Malay.

Emily: “Err…… I know, kekekeke……”

Me: “You sure or not? Why are you giggling? What were you thinking, you got it wrong, ‘kuku’ in Malay means nail.”

Emily:

Me:

Me: *Picked up the phone* “Good afternoon.”

Unknown Lady: “Hello, can I speak to Rebecca?”

Me: “Sorry?”

Unknown Lady: “Can I speak to Rebecca? Are you Rebecca?”

I thought to myself, “Nabeh! Is your Rebecca a man or do I sound like a woman to you?”

Me: *Politely said* “I am sorry but I think you have got the wrong number.”

Unknown Lady: “Is this XXXX 3150?”

Me: “No, this is 3120.”

Unkown Lady: “Oh, sorry then.”

Me: “No problem. Bye.”

Me: *Hung up the phone* “Yeeeeeeeeeeew!” -__-

He looked up and to his surprise, the tree was full of monkeys and they had taken all his hats. The Bihari sits down and thinks of how he can get the hats down.

While thinking he started to scratch his head. The next moment the monkeys were doing the same. Next, he took down his own hat, the monkeys did exactly the same. An idea came to him, he took his hat and threw it on the floor and the monkeys did that too. So he finally managed to get all his hats back.

Fifty years later, his grandson, Laloo, also became a hat-seller and had heard this monkey story from his grandfather. One day, just like his grandfather, he passed by the same forest. It was very hot, and he took a nap under the same tree and left the hats on the floor.

He woke up and realized that all his hats were taken by the monkeys on the tree. He remembered his grand father’s words, started scratching his head and the monkeys followed. He took down his hat and fanned himself and again the monkeys followed.

Now, very convinced of his grandfather’s idea, Laloo threw his hat on the floor but to his surprise, the monkeys still held on to all the hats. Then one monkey climbed down the tree, grabbed the hat on the floor, gave him a slap and said……

“Dude, you think only you have a grandfather?”

Of all the translations, only “Soup” and “Curry” got translated correctly.

Pathetic.

I laughed my ass out when watching it from the start till the end.

Read the comments for this clip, and went to search for information about this clip.

This music video clip was taken from the movie “Donga” starring by Chirajeevi aka Chiru, which was� released in 1985. This song was sung in Telugu language.

In case you don’t know, there is no such thing called “Indian Language”. Telugu is a Dravidian language spoken in the Indian state of Andhra Pradesh, where it is one of the 23 official languages (included English) of the Republic of India.

1 country, 23 official languages, that’s crazy!!

蚯蚓妈妈觉得这方法不错，就把自己切成四段，打麻将去了。

没过一会，蚯蚓爸爸就把自己切成了肉末。

蚯蚓妈妈哭着说：“你怎么那么傻，切得那么碎会死的。”

蚯蚓爸爸奄奄一息地说：“……突然想踢足球……”

吉姆说这则笑话让他每读必笑，我认为他有一点“笑”。

Uncle and kid stood side by side to pee.

Kid: *peeps at the uncle next to him* “Eeee? How come you got hair in there? How come I don’t have?”

Uncle: *silence for few seconds* “Cannot meh?”

Kid: “Can.”

An American tourist visiting a temple in Singapore noticed two statues, a man and a woman by the altar. He asked the monk what was the significance of the two.

The monk explained that in the Chinese system of yin and yang, positives must always be balanced by negatives, and having the two statues ensures that the universal balance was maintained.

“This statue of the woman is the Goddess of Mercy, Kuan Yin,” said the monk.

“What about the other one?” asked the tourist.

“This one is the God of No Mercy, Kuan Yew”.

More old ilky jokes

Ah Soh: “God… blah blah blah… human… blah blah blah… Heaven… blah blah blah… Hell… blah blah blah…”

Ah Pek: *skeptically* “Who are you to tell me that God does exist when Lee Kuan Yew can’t even assure it?”

Me:

He goes first to the German hell and asks, “What do they do here?”

He was told, “First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day.”

The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell. Then he comes to the Malaysian hell and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in.

Amazed he asks, “What do they do here?”

He was told, “First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Malaysian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day.”

“But that is exactly the same as all the other hells why are there so many people waiting to get in?”

“Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a former Government servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the canteen.

By the way, Andy is looking for a girlfriend. If you can cook well, please do not hesitate to leave a comment here, I will then forward your email address to him. Thank you for your co-operation.

姓名: 吴毅将 英文名: Ben 性别: 男 身高: 178 cm 体重: 82 kg 三围: – 星座: 巨蟹座 职业: 演艺业 生日日期: 6月22日 出生地点: 香港 所懂语言: 粤语、华语、英语 教育水平: 高中 兴趣: 娱乐活动, 上网, 旅行, 演戏, 跳舞, 户外活动, 阅读, 打扮, 唱歌 专长: 唱歌, 语言天才, 运动, 舞蹈, 演戏, 跳舞, 化妆, 形象设计

姓名: 罗X光 英文名: Andy 性别: 男 身高: 178 cm 体重: Between 80 and 90 kg 三围: 40-35-40 星座: 金牛座 职业: 资讯保安审计业 生日日期: 4月2x日 出生地点: 新加坡 所懂语言: 华语、英语、潮洲语、孟加拉语、蓝鸟语 教育水平: 大学毕业 兴趣: 玩音响、吃 专长: 玩音响、吃

Caker:
fuck man.. the clip u sent me disgusts me!

mervyn says:
hahahahaha

mervyn says:
my colleague from shanghai said the vcd sells very well in small cities in china

Caker:
wah lan??? u sure or not?

mervyn says:
my colleague’s from china, he should know better.

Caker:
so he really mean it

mervyn says:
probably. people probably like it because it makes them laugh.

mervyn says:
(22:43:24) zhiwei -  : it makes people laugh

Caker:
definitely

mervyn says:
yes, it made me laugh

Caker:
it also disgusts me

mervyn says:
that guy’s very stylo.

Caker:
i don’t know what’s in their mind

mervyn says:
they are good people, they want to make people laugh

Caker:
i don’t think that’s their intention

Come to think about it, I never tried McDonald’s Samura burger. Hmmm……