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Interview with Phantom Voter

The Fairly Current Show #45 Phantom Voter

Some Good Joke

  1. When I was born, I was given a choice – A big dick or a good memory. I don’t remember what I chose.
  2. A birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
  3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
  4. Impotence: Nature’s way of saying ‘No hard feelings…’
  5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men -’don’t’ and ’stop’, unless they are used together.
  6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.
  7. There are three stages of sex in a man’s life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
  8. Virginity can be cured.
  9. Virginity is not dignity, it’s lack of opportunity.
  10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
  11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.
  12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
  13. Q: What’s an Australian kiss?
    A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
  14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the hole and she was happy with the thing.
  15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
    A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn’t.
  16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
    A: Breasts don’t have eyes.
  17. Despite the old saying, ‘Don’t take your troubles to bed’, many men still sleep with their wive.

Is Yellow Duck Happy?

“Yellow Duck Happiness”

That’s what I saw in Terence’s Windows Messenger personal message, so I asked him what yellow duck happiness means.

Traxport says:
u see yellow duck wat do u feel ?

Caker says:
hmmm… don’t know?

Traxport says:
happy. right. ducks are always happy

Caker says:
is it??

Traxport says:
so we have to be like ducks

Caker says:
what kind of theory is this?

Traxport says:
terence’s. where got sad duck in the world ????? true or not ?!

Caker says:
u are not duck, how would you know? how can you tell a duck or a chicken or a turtle is sad or happy?

Traxport says:
tat y we have to be like duck! tiu .. u imagine u r a duck
u tellme, wat can make u sad ???

Caker says:
no food to eat will make me sad

Traxport says:
where the fuck can be no food ? duck live on field and ponds

Caker says:
ponds are polluted by humans…

Traxport says:
fuck la
dont find dirty ponds can or not

Caker says:
nowadays hard to find a clean ponds… even our tap waters are dirty…

Traxport says:
think abut nice stuff ok.

Caker says:
that’s why water filter tank is so hot selling in m’sia.

Yes, I am a pessimistic person.

Prison Break (Beagle’s version)

Genius!

What Day is Today?

It's Friday!

It’s FRIDAY!

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