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Is Yellow Duck Happy?

“Yellow Duck Happiness”

That’s what I saw in Terence’s Windows Messenger personal message, so I asked him what yellow duck happiness means.

Traxport says:
u see yellow duck wat do u feel ?

Caker says:
hmmm… don’t know?

Traxport says:
happy. right. ducks are always happy

Caker says:
is it??

Traxport says:
so we have to be like ducks

Caker says:
what kind of theory is this?

Traxport says:
terence’s. where got sad duck in the world ????? true or not ?!

Caker says:
u are not duck, how would you know? how can you tell a duck or a chicken or a turtle is sad or happy?

Traxport says:
tat y we have to be like duck! tiu .. u imagine u r a duck
u tellme, wat can make u sad ???

Caker says:
no food to eat will make me sad

Traxport says:
where the fuck can be no food ? duck live on field and ponds

Caker says:
ponds are polluted by humans…

Traxport says:
fuck la
dont find dirty ponds can or not

Caker says:
nowadays hard to find a clean ponds… even our tap waters are dirty…

Traxport says:
think abut nice stuff ok.

Caker says:
that’s why water filter tank is so hot selling in m’sia.

Yes, I am a pessimistic person.

Prison Break (Beagle’s version)

Genius!

What Day is Today?

It's Friday!

It’s FRIDAY!

Call Cost

Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton and Ahmad Badawi died and go to hell. But the devil has only one phone there.

Queen says, I miss my England, can I use your phone and hear how my people are doing down there. She calls and talks about five minutes.

Then she asks: “Well devil, how much do I owe you for the call?”

The devil says: “Five million pounds.”

She writes him a cheque and goes back to her chair.

Clinton wants to make a call too. He says I wanna call the US. He talks about ten minutes, then asks: “How much do I owe you devil?”

The devil says: “Ten million dollars.”

He also writes a cheque and goes back to his seat.

Badawi is jealous. He says “I want to call Malaysia.”

He calls and talks for about an hour to his son-in-law who is busy trying to find Mr. Petronas. Then he asks the devil: “How much do I owe you?”

The devil replies: “Only one dollar.”

Badawi is shocked and asks why so little?

The devil says: “If you make a call from one hell to another, it is local call.”

Ken Lee

No, Ken Lee is not a person’s name, it’s a song title according to this Bulgarian Idol contestant. She insisted this song by Mariah Carey is called “Ken Lee”.

Ken leeeee~~ tulibu dibu douchoooo~~~~

Traveling Allowance from BN?

Kim showed me this email message that she received from a friend.

Dear frenz,

For those who are traveling back to hometown for voting, you can actually claim from BN traveling allowance between RM50 - RM80. All you have to do is to go to the nearest MCA office to claim your traveling allowance. They will check your voting station from their register system.

Advise all outstation voters to make the claim if you are traveling back to hometown, since the govt has allocated the sum for this purpose. Past year, no balance, all fully claimed.

Better for you to claim that passing this fund to other “no use hands”. Quite reliable the source cause is from someone who is working inside BN. No harm to give it a try to claim your traveling allowance since is from our tax $$ ^_^.

Don’t ask me further question cause whatever I know I’ve already shared with you guys. It’ll also be my first time to claim ;p.

What a Bullshit!

Whoever came out with such lame story deserves 2 words from me — “Fuck You!”

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