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我个人极度厌恶陈水扁

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陈水扁其人,喜耍无赖、爱玩文字游戏、刚愎自用,总爱三不五时就乱说话,刚上台时承诺四不一沒有,现在又说四要一沒有

口说要带领台湾人民拼经济 ,其实最喜欢并且最在行的就是拼政治。陈水扁可以把任何事情都政治化,尤其喜欢批判任何反对他的人为不爱台湾的叛徒。

面对弊案丑闻 ,还可以脸不改色地大耍太极。

如此无赖的总统,无赖的程度已到出神入化的境界,倘若无赖皇帝刘邦还在世的话,必定向他行三跪九叩之大礼。

陈水扁,你真的很欠扁。

你以後一定可以當總統的

老師: 小明,有同學檢舉你上禮拜五考試時作弊!
小明: 你不要污衊我,我是班長,我有高道德標準,我會作弊嗎?如果你能提出證據證明我作弊,我就自動退學!
老師: 這不就是你的小抄嗎?
小明: 我身為班長、每天要處理很多班上的事,讀書時間難免不夠,但我還是堅持服務大家、自己再熬夜讀書。
老師: 我再問你一次,這是不是你的小抄?如果是的話,依校規,你恐怕要被退學。
小明: 我個人的去留微不足道,但是如果因為我被栽贓作弊,害得班上的名聲被糟蹋掉,叫同學出去怎麼做人?
老師: 好吧!看你一直顧左右而言它的樣子,顯然這小抄就是你的了。
小明: 不!這不是我的,是甲君的!
老師: 甲君是誰?
小明: 身為班長,我要有義氣,不能因為要自保自清,就出賣同學,害同學被扣分,我寧願被冤枉也不可以說!
老師: 可是這上面的筆跡明明是你的!你的字跡很好認!
小明: 你用膝蓋想也知道,我不用作弊也有60分,我有必要為了多個5分10分去作弊,害自己被退學嗎?我會歪哥嗎?
老師: 作弊就是不對!
小明: 你有調查過全校2000名同學中的其他1999人都沒有作弊嗎?去年剛畢業的學長小華就有作弊,你為什麼不抓他?
老師: 我現在抓到你作弊當然要處理,這跟其他同學沒有關係!
小明: 我三年來都這麼做,你為什麼一開始不跟我講考試不能帶小抄?到現在才出來說我作弊!
老師: 因為老師之前都信任大家,不刻意去抓,但今天有同學檢舉了,老師不得不辦!
小明: 好!我再說一次,如果下次你當場抓到我作弊,我就自動退學。
老師: 你剛才不是說,如果我能提出你作弊的證據,你就自動退學嗎?
小明: 那是〝間接〞抓到,不算!如果你〝直接〞當場抓到,我就服氣。
老師: 作弊就作弊,還有分直接、間接的嗎?
小明: 老師你是外省人喔?
老師: ???
小明: 我阿公在二二八事件中被國民黨的軍隊打死、我爸在美麗島事件中也被抓去關,你們外省人都愛欺負我們台灣人!
老師: 我是本省人耶!
小明: 那你一定是中共派來台灣臥底的台奸,中共的同路人、賣台集團的一份子、你滾回大陸啦!
老師: 算了!老師不處罰你了,小明,你好好作弊,你以後一定可以當總統的。

Insaf

Sudah diberikan tongkat, masih nak minta kerusi roda. Insaflah sahabat-sahabat ku.

Given a walking stick, yet still ask for wheelchair. Please repent, my friends.

拿了拐杖,还要轮椅。同胞们,觉悟吧!

大优惠

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Nabeh! 美其名曰响应政府增加生育率,说到底还不是借响应政府政策之名,而行敛财之实。

介绍费介于一万至两万新币,只要找到合适的越南姑娘,介绍所就会在一个月内帮你搞定一切——签证、机票、相亲茶水费、聘金、礼服、花车、迎亲礼饼与烧猪、酒席三台、歌台助兴、巴士接送亲家、拍照、录影带、女方身体检查报告等。

好完整的结婚配套。这是娶新娘吗?这根本是一宗交易。

所谓的越南新娘国际婚姻介绍所,在我看来只不过是合法的人口贩卖公司而已。

当然,不是说你有钱就可以「买」到你喜欢的越南姑娘,她们也是有选择新郎的权利。一切都要在你情我愿的情况之下才可以成事,只是这个所谓的「你情我愿」是建筑在一两万块钱的介绍费上。

你付得起介绍费,就可能有「你情我愿」;你没有钱?那就只有「你情我不愿」了。

我不否认婚姻介绍所确实是帮到单身王老五,但是我不苟同以这样商业的方式去找老婆。

看到一则笑话,和大家分享一下。

单身王老五的欲望

有位29岁的单身王老五。

有天,他突然想结婚,

想跟老爸讲却又不知如何开口,

于是早上便便时,顺手在厕所的墙壁上写下:

“年过二十九,夜夜当枪手。”

正愁景气不佳的老爸看到后,也回了一句:

“人便钱不便,手枪继续练!”

越南新娘: 新加坡男人的第二选择?

我爱的你呀—在越南

Arrgghhh!

Already umpteen times I received such message. Why? Why are you forwarding this shit to me? How come you believe this bullshit? Can’t you sense that this is a hoax message? 

It’s pathetic that people don’t give a thought about the message they received and the worst thing is, they blindly follow the instruction and that expose their stupidity to the world.

Sigh.

  FW: Friendster closing soon..
Message: ———————————-
Original message from vkylife:
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> ———————————-
> Original message from Yean Hoon:
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> > ———————————-
> > Original message from Johnny:
> > >
> > > ———————————-
> > > Original message from Mandy:
> > > >
> > > > ———————————-
> > > > Original message from Venice:
> > > > >
> > > > > ———————————-
> > > > > Original message from Bernice:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > ———————————-
> > > > > > Original message from Carine:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > ———————————-
> > > > > > > Original message from iruka:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > ———————————-
> > > > > > > > Original message from nancy:
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > ———————————-
> > > > > > > > > Original message from luilui:
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > ———————————-
> > > > > > > > > > Original message from Aylwin:
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > ———————————-
> > > > > > > > > > > Original message from QinG:
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > ———————————-
> > > > > > > > > > > > Original message from Nee:
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > ———————————-
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Original message from ‘Milk-Teddy ‘:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > ———————————-
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Original message from My waY:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ———————————-
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Original message from YiAse:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ———————————-
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Original message from Alex:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ———————————-
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Original message from Janice:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ———————————-
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Original message from FeliX:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Message from Mr. Allen Smith (manager of friendster):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Friendster system is getting too crowded!! We need you to forward this to at least 20 people.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I know this seems like a large number, but we need to find out who is really using their account. If you do not send this to at least 10 Friendster members, we will delete your account.

I Don’t Care

A friend sent this message to me in Friendster. 

With love

Sweet words are easy to say,
Sweet things are easy 2 buy,
But sweet people are difficult to find.

Life ends when U stop dreaming,
Hope ends when U stop believing,
Love ends when U stop caring,
Friendship ends when U stop sharing.

So share this with whom ever U consider a friend.

To love without condition,
To talk without intention,
To give without reason,
And to care without expectation is the heart of a truefriend…
Forward this to all the people whom U consider as ur true friend.

Dont forget to send it back to ME …..
If U Care……..
 

I often receive such forwarded emails from friends, I usually take a glance at it and then hit “Delete” button.

“Don’t forget to send it back to me, if you care”

I DON’T CARE.

I don’t see the point of sending it back to the sender, if you really care about your friends, give them a call or sms them. If you do not have their contact numbers, write email to find out how they have been doing lately. Forwarding email is not THE way to show how you care about your friends.

I usually don’t write or forward emails to friends, my main purpose of having an email account is to receive forwarded emails (funny clips, pictures, porn, good and bad articles, jokes, comics) from friends. Most of the emails that I have checked will usually be deleted. 

I hate to receive those forwaded emails that curse you for not forwarding the email to other people. If it’s a good article, surely I will forward it to my friends; otherwise I simply send the email to trash folder.

Kindly remove me from your mailinglist if you are to send me this sort of emails.

Thank you for your co-operation.

Living in Fear

Read this http://blog.limkitsiang.com/?p=692

What is wrong with our public security? What is wrong with those buggers? Where the fuck have our policemen gone? Do we deserve to live in such dreadful condition?

I believe not only MMU students living in fear, in fact many of the residents and foreginers in Malaysia are also living in fear. I often see this sort of news happen in almost all around the country, especially JB section on Singapore newspaper, it gives an impression that JB is a chaotic place.

We’ve had enough of this shit, we cannot tolerate such situation any longer. To all Yang Berhormat government ministers and police officers, please do something. 

Dear police offiers, please check this out http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Police_officer

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