Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton and Ahmad Badawi died and go to hell. But the devil has only one phone there.
Queen says, I miss my England, can I use your phone and hear how my people are doing down there. She calls and talks about five minutes.
Then she asks: “Well devil, how much do I owe you for the call?”
The devil says: “Five million pounds.”
She writes him a cheque and goes back to her chair.
Clinton wants to make a call too. He says I wanna call the US. He talks about ten minutes, then asks: “How much do I owe you devil?”
The devil says: “Ten million dollars.”
He also writes a cheque and goes back to his seat.
Badawi is jealous. He says “I want to call Malaysia.”
He calls and talks for about an hour to his son-in-law who is busy trying to find Mr. Petronas. Then he asks the devil: “How much do I owe you?”
The devil replies: “Only one dollar.”
Badawi is shocked and asks why so little?
The devil says: “If you make a call from one hell to another, it is local call.”
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