- When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I don’t remember what I chose.
- A birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
- A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
- Impotence: Nature’s way of saying ‘No hard feelings…’
- There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men -’don’t’ and ’stop’, unless they are used together.
- Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.
- There are three stages of sex in a man’s life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
- Virginity can be cured.
- Virginity is not dignity, it’s lack of opportunity.
- Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
- I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.
- Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
- Q: What’s an Australian kiss?
A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under. - A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the hole and she was happy with the thing.
- Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn’t. - Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don’t have eyes. - Despite the old saying, ‘Don’t take your troubles to bed’, many men still sleep with their wive.
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“Yellow Duck Happiness”
That’s what I saw in Terence’s Windows Messenger personal message, so I asked him what yellow duck happiness means.
Traxport says:
u see yellow duck wat do u feel ?Caker says:
hmmm… don’t know?Traxport says:
happy. right. ducks are always happyCaker says:
is it??Traxport says:
so we have to be like ducksCaker says:
what kind of theory is this?Traxport says:
terence’s. where got sad duck in the world ????? true or not ?!Caker says:
u are not duck, how would you know? how can you tell a duck or a chicken or a turtle is sad or happy?Traxport says:
tat y we have to be like duck! tiu .. u imagine u r a duck
u tellme, wat can make u sad ???Caker says:
no food to eat will make me sadTraxport says:
where the fuck can be no food ? duck live on field and pondsCaker says:
ponds are polluted by humans…Traxport says:
fuck la
dont find dirty ponds can or notCaker says:
nowadays hard to find a clean ponds… even our tap waters are dirty…Traxport says:
think abut nice stuff ok.Caker says:
that’s why water filter tank is so hot selling in m’sia.
Yes, I am a pessimistic person.
Yeah right! Umno is not a bully, it’s just that the rest of the BN members are balls lickers or slaves, with or without their will.
KUALA LUMPUR, Oct 18 — Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi has refuted the idea that Umno bullies its partners in the Barisan Nasional.
“People say Umno is a party that likes to bully. I actually have no idea how to bully people,” the BN chairman said when opening the 55th MCA General Assembly today.
“This is the strategy used by the opposition to destabilise BN. The issue of Umno bullying components does not start from component parties.
“There is no such thing as bullying. Ask these people in the front,” the Umno president said referring to the MCA leaders on stage.
“If that is our way, a lot of components would have left. You think Datuk Seri Ong Ka Ting or Tan Sri Koh Tsu Koon want to be bullied?” he said, referring to the MCA and Gerakan presidents respectively.
“Ong is not a weak leader. He is strong and effective. Do not have the impression after he retires that he was a weak leader,” he added.
The prime minister also accused Hindraf of being a group that sought to discredit the MIC and its president Datuk Seri S. Samy Vellu.
“That is their work, to give rise to dissatisfaction with our leaders.”
At a press conference later, Abdullah refused to elaborate on whether he was referring to an opposition influence behind Hindraf, merely stating that a decision has been made and the group should no longer exist as it is illegal.
Abdullah also said that the suggestion by MCA Youth to create a second deputy chairman post in the coalition would have to be brought up at the BN convention early next year.
He insisted, however, that the current practice is still a good one as it has not caused any division in the coalition after 50 years.
“This is a big issue, and must be brought to the convention, not just a supreme council meeting,” he said.
He also said that at this point no amendments to the Internal Security Act were being discussed and refuted any element of abuse of power in the use of the legislation.
“Other countries have similar Acts and some have created such an Act in recent times,” he said, citing nations such as the United States and Britain as examples.
Due to step down as Umno president in March, Abdullah said that at the moment he is concentrating on the three legislations he has promised to push through by then — the setting up of a Judicial Appointments Commission, an independent anti-corruption body and a Special Complaints Commission on enforcement agencies.
Source: The Malaysian Insider
Genius!
This simple graphic design game is damn hard to play. You don’t believe me? Try it for yourself.
Via: Video Blog
Mac User: “I tell you what, I found a website selling nice T-shirts. You will love their designs.”
Windows User: “Great, but why didn’t you send me the URL via MSN messenger?”
Mac User: “I never saw you online.”
Windows User: “Can’t you just leave me an offline message?”
Mac User: “Erm…”
Windows User: “Oh yeah I remember now, you can’t send messages to offline contact in Mac. Hahaha……”
Mac User: -_-”
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