Published by Caker November 11, 2006
in 不吐不快.
Nabeh! 美其名曰响应政府增加生育率，说到底还不是借响应政府政策之名，而行敛财之实。
介绍费介于一万至两万新币，只要找到合适的越南姑娘，介绍所就会在一个月内帮你搞定一切——签证、机票、相亲茶水费、聘金、礼服、花车、迎亲礼饼与烧猪、酒席三台、歌台助兴、巴士接送亲家、拍照、录影带、女方身体检查报告等。
好完整的结婚配套。这是娶新娘吗？这根本是一宗交易。
所谓的越南新娘国际婚姻介绍所，在我看来只不过是合法的人口贩卖公司而已。
当然，不是说你有钱就可以「买」到你喜欢的越南姑娘，她们也是有选择新郎的权利。一切都要在你情我愿的情况之下才可以成事，只是这个所谓的「你情我愿」是建筑在一两万块钱的介绍费上。
你付得起介绍费，就可能有「你情我愿」；你没有钱？那就只有「你情我不愿」了。
我不否认婚姻介绍所确实是帮到单身王老五，但是我不苟同以这样商业的方式去找老婆。
看到一则笑话，和大家分享一下。
单身王老五的欲望
有位29岁的单身王老五。
有天，他突然想结婚，
想跟老爸讲却又不知如何开口，
于是早上便便时，顺手在厕所的墙壁上写下：
“年过二十九，夜夜当枪手。”
正愁景气不佳的老爸看到后，也回了一句：
“人便钱不便，手枪继续练！”
越南新娘: 新加坡男人的第二选择?
我爱的你呀—在越南
What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic is when BOTH ARE PREGNANT.
KNN, big big boss took away my 17″ LCD monitor.
No More Dual Monitor!
*Latest Update*
I told my superior about the monitor being “stolen” by big big boss. He curse and swear, and then got back the monitor for me.
Life is beautiful.
A Bihari hat-seller who was passing by a forest decided to take a nap under one of the trees, so he left his whole basket of hats by the side. A few hours later, he woke up and realized that all his hats were gone.
He looked up and to his surprise, the tree was full of monkeys and they had taken all his hats. The Bihari sits down and thinks of how he can get the hats down.
While thinking he started to scratch his head. The next moment the monkeys were doing the same. Next, he took down his own hat, the monkeys did exactly the same. An idea came to him, he took his hat and threw it on the floor and the monkeys did that too. So he finally managed to get all his hats back.
Fifty years later, his grandson, Laloo, also became a hat-seller and had heard this monkey story from his grandfather. One day, just like his grandfather, he passed by the same forest. It was very hot, and he took a nap under the same tree and left the hats on the floor.
He woke up and realized that all his hats were taken by the monkeys on the tree. He remembered his grand father’s words, started scratching his head and the monkeys followed. He took down his hat and fanned himself and again the monkeys followed.
Now, very convinced of his grandfather’s idea, Laloo threw his hat on the floor but to his surprise, the monkeys still held on to all the hats. Then one monkey climbed down the tree, grabbed the hat on the floor, gave him a slap and said……
“Dude, you think only you have a grandfather?”
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