Archive for September, 2006

Job Opportunity

Immediate Vacancies

We are a local thieves gang specializing in snatching handbags in Klang Valley and Johor Bahru. We are seeking money-orientated and result-driven professionals to join our team. Successful candidates can expect excellent money and attractive fringe benefits. We are now seeking highly motivated team players to join our force in our recent expansion.

Snatch Thieves (Klang Valley and Johor Bahru)

Responsibilities:

  • To snatch women handbags on the street.

Requirements:

  • Candidate must at least a drug addict, jobless bum, mat rempit or equivalent.
  • At least 1 - 2 year(s) of crime experience in Malaysia (other countries may be considered).
  • Applicants must be aggressive, daring, outgoing, and adventurous personality.
  • Motivated and able to work independently, not necessarily a team player.
  • Able to snatch things at fast pace and poses excellent motorcycle driving skills.
  • Good command of vulgarity in spoken & written English, Bahasa Melayu, and Chinese dialect would be advantageous.
  • Applicants must be willing to work in designated places, travel outstation & possess own transport (motorcycle).
  • Applicants can be Malaysian citizens or illegal immigrant; jobless fresh graduates are also welcomed.

Full-Time positions available.
 
Apply before 31st December 2006.

Cartoon Effect

Cartoon Effect

Model: Caker
Photographer: Min Tat
Place: Popular Bookstore at Tampines Mall
Camera: SonyEricsson K800i with cartoon effect

Missionize

Ah Soh was trying to missionize Ah Pek.

Ah Soh: “God… blah blah blah… human… blah blah blah… Heaven… blah blah blah… Hell… blah blah blah…”

Ah Pek: *skeptically* “Who are you to tell me that God does exist when Lee Kuan Yew can’t even assure it?”

Me:

 

Living in Fear

Read this http://blog.limkitsiang.com/?p=692

What is wrong with our public security? What is wrong with those buggers? Where the fuck have our policemen gone? Do we deserve to live in such dreadful condition?

I believe not only MMU students living in fear, in fact many of the residents and foreginers in Malaysia are also living in fear. I often see this sort of news happen in almost all around the country, especially JB section on Singapore newspaper, it gives an impression that JB is a chaotic place.

We’ve had enough of this shit, we cannot tolerate such situation any longer. To all Yang Berhormat government ministers and police officers, please do something. 

Dear police offiers, please check this out http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Police_officer

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