Archive for September, 2006
Found this old joke on the net.
An American tourist visiting a temple in Singapore noticed two statues, a man and a woman by the altar. He asked the monk what was the significance of the two.
The monk explained that in the Chinese system of yin and yang, positives must always be balanced by negatives, and having the two statues ensures that the universal balance was maintained.
“This statue of the woman is the Goddess of Mercy, Kuan Yin,” said the monk.
“What about the other one?” asked the tourist.
“This one is the God of No Mercy, Kuan Yew”.
Already umpteen times I received such message. Why? Why are you forwarding this shit to me? How come you believe this bullshit? Can’t you sense that this is a hoax message?
It’s pathetic that people don’t give a thought about the message they received and the worst thing is, they blindly follow the instruction and that expose their stupidity to the world.
Sigh.
| FW: Friendster closing soon.. | |
| Message: |
———————————- Original message from vkylife: > > ———————————- > Original message from Yean Hoon: > > > > ———————————- > > Original message from Johnny: > > > > > > ———————————- > > > Original message from Mandy: > > > > > > > > ———————————- > > > > Original message from Venice: > > > > > > > > > > ———————————- > > > > > Original message from Bernice: > > > > > > > > > > > > ———————————- > > > > > > Original message from Carine: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ———————————- > > > > > > > Original message from iruka: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ———————————- > > > > > > > > Original message from nancy: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ———————————- > > > > > > > > > Original message from luilui: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ———————————- > > > > > > > > > > Original message from Aylwin: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ———————————- > > > > > > > > > > > Original message from QinG: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ———————————- > > > > > > > > > > > > Original message from Nee: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ———————————- > > > > > > > > > > > > > Original message from ‘Milk-Teddy ‘: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ———————————- > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Original message from My waY: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ———————————- > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Original message from YiAse: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ———————————- > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Original message from Alex: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ———————————- > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Original message from Janice: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ———————————- > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Original message from FeliX: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Message from Mr. Allen Smith (manager of friendster): > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Friendster system is getting too crowded!! We need you to forward this to at least 20 people. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I know this seems like a large number, but we need to find out who is really using their account. If you do not send this to at least 10 Friendster members, we will delete your account. |
Title: The First Of Me
Album: Every Man For Himself
Band: Hoobastank
I must make a choice
A tough decision
Listen to my voice
Should I give in
To temptation, admiration
One leads to myself
The other someone else
Just an empty shell
Just an empty shell
It’s harder than it seems
When you’re told that
All your hopes and dreams
Are yours to hold if
You just give them
What’s expected
Something they can sell
Put upon a shelf
But I am not for sale
I am not for sale
I hear a voice inside
It’s grown into a scream
I’m not the next of them
I am the first of me
‘Cause I can’t live the lie
I am just what you see
I’m not the next of them
I am the first of me
If I can’t refuse
The price they offer
I am sure to lose
And I will suffer
Sell my soul to make a profit
All I have to do
Is make believe it’s true
That’s something I can’t do
That’s something I can’t do
I hear a voice inside
It’s grown into a scream
I’m not the next of them
I am the first of me
‘Cause I can’t live the lie
I am just what you see
I’m not the next of them
I am the first of me
Ah oooo
I am the first of me
Ah oooo
I am the first of me
So when the waiting’s done
And it’s time to face the truth
You know your good enough
Deep down inside of you
You’ve finally woken up
If only just to prove
You were born to lead the way
And be the first of you
A friend sent this message to me in Friendster.
With love
Sweet words are easy to say,
Sweet things are easy 2 buy,
But sweet people are difficult to find.
Life ends when U stop dreaming,
Hope ends when U stop believing,
Love ends when U stop caring,
Friendship ends when U stop sharing.
So share this with whom ever U consider a friend.
To love without condition,
To talk without intention,
To give without reason,
And to care without expectation is the heart of a truefriend…
Forward this to all the people whom U consider as ur true friend.
Dont forget to send it back to ME …..
If U Care……..
I often receive such forwarded emails from friends, I usually take a glance at it and then hit “Delete” button.
“Don’t forget to send it back to me, if you care”
I DON’T CARE.
I don’t see the point of sending it back to the sender, if you really care about your friends, give them a call or sms them. If you do not have their contact numbers, write email to find out how they have been doing lately. Forwarding email is not THE way to show how you care about your friends.
I usually don’t write or forward emails to friends, my main purpose of having an email account is to receive forwarded emails (funny clips, pictures, porn, good and bad articles, jokes, comics) from friends. Most of the emails that I have checked will usually be deleted.
I hate to receive those forwaded emails that curse you for not forwarding the email to other people. If it’s a good article, surely I will forward it to my friends; otherwise I simply send the email to trash folder.
Kindly remove me from your mailinglist if you are to send me this sort of emails.
Thank you for your co-operation.
The durian is the fruit of trees belonging to the genus Durio. There are currently 30 recognised Durio species, all native to south-eastern Asia. At least nine species produce edible fruit. Durio zibethinus is the only species available in the international market, but other species can be found in local markets in their native region. The durian fruit is distinctive for its large size, unique odour, and its formidable thorn-covered husk. Its name comes from the Malay word duri, meaning “thorn”.
Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Durian
I asked my mom since when I started crazy about eating durian.
Mom: “About 3 or 4 years old. You always asked your grannie for durian whenever you noticed the mobile durian man hawking at our housing area.”
The answer was within my guess, I can still recall the memory of how I beg my grannie for buying me durian.
Indeed.
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