Andy’s birthday is coming soon, and I thought I can get free dinner from him, so I tried to call him but all I got was voice message. This is kind of a birthday gift for Andy, hope he likes it. In fact, I wanted to do this long ago when he told me that his colleague thinks he looks like Ben – a Hong Kong artiste.
By the way, Andy is looking for a girlfriend. If you can cook well, please do not hesitate to leave a comment here, I will then forward your email address to him. Thank you for your co-operation.
姓名: 吴毅将
英文名: Ben
性别: 男
身高: 178 cm
体重: 82 kg
三围: –
星座: 巨蟹座
职业: 演艺业
生日日期: 6月22日
出生地点: 香港
所懂语言: 粤语、华语、英语
教育水平: 高中
兴趣: 娱乐活动, 上网, 旅行, 演戏, 跳舞, 户外活动, 阅读, 打扮, 唱歌
专长: 唱歌, 语言天才, 运动, 舞蹈, 演戏, 跳舞, 化妆, 形象设计 |
姓名: 罗X光
英文名: Andy
性别: 男
身高: 178 cm
体重: Between 80 and 90 kg
三围: 40-35-40
星座: 金牛座
职业: 资讯保安审计业
生日日期: 4月2x日
出生地点: 新加坡
所懂语言: 华语、英语、潮洲语、孟加拉语、蓝鸟语
教育水平: 大学毕业
兴趣: 玩音响、吃
专长: 玩音响、吃 |
mervyn says:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4_o47Gs6DQ0
Caker:
fuck man.. the clip u sent me disgusts me!
mervyn says:
hahahahaha
mervyn says:
my colleague from shanghai said the vcd sells very well in small cities in china
Caker:
wah lan??? u sure or not?
mervyn says:
my colleague’s from china, he should know better.
Caker:
so he really mean it
mervyn says:
probably. people probably like it because it makes them laugh.
mervyn says:
(22:43:24) zhiwei - : it makes people laugh
Caker:
definitely
mervyn says:
yes, it made me laugh
Caker:
it also disgusts me
mervyn says:
that guy’s very stylo.
Caker:
i don’t know what’s in their mind
mervyn says:
they are good people, they want to make people laugh
Caker:
i don’t think that’s their intention
有鉴于当今的华文水平日渐下滑，本公子实在看不过眼年轻一代的华人乱用词语，所以决定要来一个“拨乱反正”。
很多人不知道“的”、“地”、“得”的分别，甚至一些有名的作词者也以为这三个字是相通的。
大错特错，不要来污辱我的美，我不是你的style为何天天缠着我？特错不要来…… 对不起，情不自禁地唱起歌来了，或许是我累得精神有一些错乱了。
真他妈的巧，上面的句子竟然都用了“的”、“地”、“得”。且看以下对这三个字的解释与用法。
的（de）
< 助词>
用在定语后,表示词与词或短语之间的修饰关系 [-ic,-ve…]。如:红色的气球;小小的进步
用在定语后,表示定语和中心词之间的领属关系 [of,'s]。如:中国的水稻;农民生活的提高
地（de）
< 助词>
用在状语和中心词之间 [used after an adj.,noun,adverb or verb,etc.to form an adverbial adjunct]。如:他认真地学习;天气渐渐地冷了;有计划地安排生活。
得（de）
< 助词>
用在动词或形容词后面,连接表示程度或结果的补语。如:冷得打哆嗦;笑得肚子痛
用在动词和补语中间,表示可能。如:我拿得动;那办得到
看懂了吗？我再举个例子：
地 = -ly
他慢慢地走 = He walks slowly
的 = -’s
这是阿莲的神奇胸罩 = This is Ah Lian’s wonder bra
还是看不太懂吗？没关系，反正很多人都不在乎。
七个隆咚锵咚锵，一起吃大便。
庄子与惠子游于濠梁之上。
庄子曰∶“鱼出游从容，是鱼之乐也。”
惠子曰∶“子非鱼，安知鱼之乐？”
庄子曰∶“子非吾，安知吾不知鱼之乐？”
惠子曰∶“吾非子，固不知子矣；子固非鱼也，子之不知鱼之乐，全矣！”
庄子曰∶“请循其本。子曰‘汝安知鱼乐’云者，既已知吾知之而问吾。吾知之濠上也。”
《庄子·秋水》
这个故事发生在一条名叫濠水的河流的桥上。一天，庄子和惠子一起在此游览，庄子对惠子说∶“你看水里的鱼悠然自得地游来游去，这些鱼非常快乐。”惠子不太同意庄子的说法，就反问∶“你不是鱼，怎么能知道鱼是快乐的呢？”庄子反驳∶“那你也不是我，怎么能知道我不知道鱼是快乐的呢？”惠子抓住不放∶“我不是你，当然不知道你；可你当然也不是鱼，所以，你也不知道鱼是不是快乐的。”庄子答∶“且慢，我们看一看事件是如何开始的。惠子你刚才说的∶‘你怎么能知道鱼是快乐的呢？’这句话就因为你已经知道我知道鱼是快乐的，所以才来问我。因此，我可以告诉你，我是在濠水河的桥上知道鱼是快乐的。”
Jim : REDANG!!! me come liao! says:
http://www.life-is-beautiful.com/me/
Caker: 好累哦！我可以离开婆裟世界吗？ says:
?
Jim : REDANG!!! me come liao! says:
when u wan to spend a 10 minutes to update?
Jim : REDANG!!! me come liao! says:
shit.
Alright, I’m here updating my blog.
My life is simple yet complicated.
I meant I am living a simple life yet having a complicated mind.
I don’t fancy to be rich, I don’t fancy to have wife and kids, I don’t even fancy to live a long life.
ND jeer at me: You don’t like cars, you don’t watch soccer. You are not a real man.
I am contented as long as I have a decent good condition car. A car is a car, a 1 million dollars sports car won’t fly you to the moon, so what’s the big deal of having a sports car?
I want a simple life. Simple life is:
- Need not stay back in office after official working hours.
- Shopping in Popular Bookstore every weekend.
- No more back-ache and muscle pain.
- Learn to play èr hú.
- Form a rock band and do jamming regularly.
- Stay single till the age of 60.
- Die at the age of 60.
- I believe in reincarnation, but I do not want to come back in next life. If I have to, I wish to be a stone.
But my mind is complicated. I have a lot to worry about, I have a lot to think about.
I think I have anxiey disorder.
DAMN!
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